when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
- me: [clicks on customize]
- me: [opens 18 tabs]
- me: [puts on hard-hat]
- me: time to change my theme.
If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel
#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice