boyzwhat:

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

Now that’s a morals and values lesson

(via majestic-peanut)

,,

I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.

Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time  (via draculahs)

(Source: iwanttocatchastar, via m--sa)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via fruitcrocs)

arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

(via publicserpent)

(Source: simonx4000, via so-very-cool)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars, via fruitcrocs)

  • Bae: babe come over
  • Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
  • Bae: my parents aren't home
  • Me: I literally just put them in the oven
  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

(via margheritedicemento)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via schoolfact)

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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(via spazzticblurr)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via oknope)